It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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