North Korea, Best Korea!
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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