do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize