I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
