that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
