There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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