I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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