yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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