windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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