LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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