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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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