He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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