so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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