This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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