Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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