i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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