How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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