when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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