PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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