why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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