Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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