Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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