i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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