Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
And then my night got REAL pukey
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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