? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Use "feeling words"
Yay
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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