they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's never too late to be topless.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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