This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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