Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I cockslap morals
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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