i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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