FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
