Dual....:-)
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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