dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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