I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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