filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize