Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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