ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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