VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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