is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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