you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize
