How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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