Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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