People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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