Me too!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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