Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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