your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Kiss
Puke
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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