If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
