We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
