ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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