Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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