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next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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