just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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