similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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